wads the problem with Singaporean children/teenagers/adults... (mainly the new generation) i walked pass a grp of ppl and i overheard their conv.. there were these ppl boy and grp of ppl boy: hi! grp of ppl : hello! boy : where u all going ar? grp of ppl : going to the library to mug lor.. MYE comming liao leh.. if not don start mugging will die sia...
(thats all i heard and its enough)
what the fuck!? these group of ppl are jus crazy nerds that are going to rob the library (which onli has 2nd,3rd,4th... 100th hand books --- coz many ppl touch n borrowed it before) who the fuck is so stupid to steal 2nd hand or older books? rather go popular steal right... and of all MUGGING is An assault upon a person especially with the intent to rob.. IT means you are going to assault the librarian and STEAL the library books... for what!? and i know the meaning... its stupid... mugging=studying.. try telling that to an american or british teen and he will be shocked and thinking 'what the fuck? mugging in the library?! is it even legeal here?! if it is im going back to my hometown man.. singapore is a fucking dangerous place' and this will drive most tourist away frm singapore thats why there is a increase in CHINA PEOPLE coz they don understand english! heres the defination of mugging!
(click to enlarge) then here an example of the new generation singapore teens (click to enlarge) scary eh? so STOP USING THE WORD MUGGING PPL! studying sounds way nicer than mugging! coz ur gonna scare the shit out of ppl... heres a compo by a student who uses too much 'new generation words' the title of the compo is 'your life'
dairy-request-like compo : today is a normal day lah... the sun ar shining up in the high sky u know! so damm hot sia.. then hor my mid year exams coming liao leh! start at 29th april 2009 8am you know! so stress sia... then hor the weather so fucking hot sia... how to mug liddat keep on perspiring.. i turn on the bloody fan to the maximum speed liao sia... then still so warm... i know you would ask me to turn on the air-con but hor... you know wad a not.. using air-con will contribute to global warming worx.. thus making us to feel even warmer.. then u will ask me to go to the library to mug de... but u mus know that i nid to take bus to reach library man! take bus very expensive leh! 'ti' 1 time $0.50 boh liao! then nid to 'TI' 2 times 1 dollar you know.. can buy pau liao... see everything concern money... haiyo.. turn on fan nid use electricity nid money nid burn fossil fuel... go library nid to tap card(ti card) n waste time n oso very expensive... then hor i go ask my ang mor peng you(caucasian friend) wan go library to mug a not.. you know wad is his response a not!? he zhao gao buay hu ar! (run like never run before) stupid boy ask him go mug he go run away while shouting that singapore is not safe... see lah siao kia (kid)... then you can lend me your staff room the table a not? i wan to study there ar... i hope after you read my this compo you don faint again you know...later ambulance nid come again i hope you can help me if you can by lending me ur staff room de seat ar.. DON FAINT AR! arigato gozaimasu (the compo above is not recommended to be written during MYE.. it will cause you to fail badly) signing off by the crapper in your class jerome tay (thanks for lending me this blog as a replacement of my 'under construction' blog)